TO the jolly crew of St Helens Royal Naval Association, corner of Mill Street.

Have you sprung a leak? Are you in distress? Can we save your souls?

As far as I am aware flying the Union Flag upside down is a distress signal and upon seeing your flag which has been upside down since Euro 2004 started, I feel I must enquire whether or not you need assistance?

LIGHT Hearted, Billinge (name and address supplied)