I REMEMBER going to the Hardshaw Centre back in the day with my sister, cousin and my mum.

I went in Toy & Hobby and my mum went on to Woolworths with my sister and cousin.

I must have been about 13 at the time.

I spent my pocket money then came out and went to Woolworths to meet them all.

I saw my sister and cousin walking ahead of me so I ran and jumped on my sister’s back, dragging her and my cousin to the ground...

Turned out it was two old ladies who had similar style and matching colour jackets to my sister and cousins.

Cue much screaming, security guards and MANY apologies from me.

William Fisk, via Facebook