We’re sure Justin Timberlake doesn’t need our help celebrating his 34th birthday – he’s probably still got some of the $57 million (£38 million) he earned last year to play with – but that hasn’t stopped us from showing our love for JT anyway.

Justin has clocked up an impressive nine Grammys, four Emmys, seven American Music Awards and 11 MTV Video Music Awards in his 34 fabulous years on Earth, and he’s not stopping there. In case you’ve lost track of all the excellent (and not-so-excellent) tunes Justin’s produced over the years, we’ve produced this very handy ranking. You’re welcome.

34. I’m Lovin’ It

This is a part of JT’s discography we’d all really rather forget. Unfortunately, every single McDonald’s advert is a painful reminder of this rubbish song.

33. Gone (‘N Sync)

You probably won’t recognise this song until the chorus, because no one has played it since the early noughties (with good reason). But when the “GOOONEEE” bit kicks in, so does the nostalgia. Still, it’s not a brilliant song.

32. Work It (Nelly Ft. Justin Timberlake)

Remember when Nelly was cool? Nah, us neither. But somehow he managed to convince Justin Timbeerlake to lend his lovely vocals to this rubbish “rap” song. The video is inexplicably set in the Playboy Mansion, which is weirdly void of Hugh Heffs.

31. Love Dealer (Esmée Denters ft. Justin Timberlake)

Who the hell is Esmée Denters?! Isn’t she something to do with The Voice? Why did she get to do a song with Justin Timberlake?! He doesn’t really do much, which is probably why this song is so rubbish.

30. Ayo Technology (50 Cent ft. Justin Timerlake)

This song was originally titled Ayo Pornography, which is probably a more fitting title for the crap video. Also, Timbaland allegedly stole the synthy part from British duo Crystal Castles’ track Courtship Dating.

29. Tunnel Vision

Sorry to all the Tunnel Vision fans out there, but this song really isn’t that memorable. It’s the kind of song you’ll hear a couple of times on the radio but totally forget about in a few hours. Meh.

28. This I Promise (‘N Sync)

This is undoubtedly NSYNC’s cheesiest song ever, but it features J Timbz wearing a giant beige turtle neck so we just couldn’t leave it out. You probably remember staring out of a window and thinking about tHaT sPeCiAl SoMeOnE while listening to this song in 2002. Can’t actually remember who that person was though, seeing as it was 12 years ago.

27. Carry Out (Timbaland ft. Jutin Timberlake)

Sorry, what did you say Timberland? We can’t hear your over all of those very scantily-clad women. Come back when you’ve made a song so good that you don’t have to put ladies in lingerie in your video to make people watch it.

26. Summer Love

Eh, Summer Love’s not bad. It’s just not particularly great either. You could have tried harder, Justin. B+ for effort.

25. Dead and Gone (T.I. ft. Justin Timberlake)

This song is a bit rubbish because T.I. raps too fast for anyone to fully understand what he’s saying. Justin’s bit sounds good, though.

24. Rehab (Rihanna ft Justin Timberlake)

This song isn’t really “ft. Justin Timberlake” at all, but he rides a motorbike, takes a shower outdoors and looks at Rihanna’s bum in the music video, so we guess he kind of contributed. A part of us kind of wants JT and Rihanna to have loads of really talented and really good looking children now.

23. Not a Bad Thing

If you’re into lurrrrveee songs, you were probably expecting this track to feature much higher than this. The song’s music video features two film-makers searching for a couple who got engaged on a Long Island Rail Road train while heading to New York, with the men proposing to his girlfriend as Not a Bad Thing played in the background. Ughhhh, cheese. If you like cheese, you probably like this. Everyone else is busy being sick.

22. I Want You Back (‘N Sync)

This 1996 single is so dated it hurts, but the video is worth a watch just to lol at the band’s multi-coloured silky bomber jackets.

21. Love Sex Magic (Ciara ft. Justin Timberlake)

This very forgettable duet with Ciara wasn’t exactly the highlight of anyone’s career, but it was good enough to hover around the charts for a good few weeks and received a Grammy nomination for the Best Pop Collaboration with Vocals.

20. 4 Minutes (Madonna ft. Justin Timberlake)

This was a weird collaboration and an even weirder song. WHY do you only have four minutes to save the world? What’s going to happen in four minutes? WHAT’S GOING ON?! And more importantly, why is Madonna only wearing lingerie while Justin is fully clothed AND wearing a scarf? That’s not fair. Either she’s really chilly or he’s secretly melting under that leather jacket. Everything is so confusing.

19. Holy Grail (Jay-Z ft. Justin Timberlake)

The only reason this song doesn’t feature higher is because JT’s vocals aren’t the focal point of the track, and Holy Grail is void of JT’s signature synthy-pop touch. These issues aside, this is a bloody good song, and Billboard quite rightly placed it at number 25 on their list of Top 100 Rap songs of all time.

18. Give it to Me (Timbaland ft. Nelly Furtado and Justin Timberlake)

Oh Nelly Furtado, what happened to you? You made this ultra-catchy hit with Justin Timberlake and Timbaland and then never made a decent record ever again (Broken Strings wasn’t a good song, please do not kid yourself into thinking it is).

17. Let Me Talk To You/My Love ft T.I.

We really hope Justin Timberlake proposed to his wife Jessica Biel with this song. He probably didn’t, but hopefully somebody somewhere did.

16. It’s Gonna be Me (‘N Sync)

There’s something hypnotic about Justin’s golden mini-afro. And there’s something incredibly addictive about this incredibly cheesy 2000 track.

15. What Goes Around….Comes Around

This song is great because it’s SO easy to sing along to. “Whatgoesaroundgoesaroundgoesaround Comes all the way back arouuuuuuund yeah” is basically all you need to know. That’s probably why What Goes Around…Comes Around won Best Male Pop Vocal Performance at the 50th Grammy Awards, where it also received a nomination for Record of the Year.

14. Rock Your Body

In case you forgot, this was the track Justin performed with Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl XXXVIII half-time show, where Ms Jackson suffered a “wardrobe malfunction” and JT accidentally exposed her boob. Well, he did warn her (“Gonna have you naked by the end of this song”).

13. Take Back the Night

This is one of JT’s most under-appreciated singles, as Take Back the Night failed to establish itself as a big hit and flopped around the Top 40 for a few weeks before everyone forgot about it. With its trumpet solo, sexy bass line and cool beat, TBTN definitely deserved more love.

12. SexyBack

There’s something about SexyBack that makes you want to play it on repeat as soon as it’s finished, which is probably why it sat at number one on the US Billboard Charts for an impressive seven weeks. Bonus points for anyone who can do a good impression of Timbaland saying “take it to the bridge”.

11. Pop (‘N Sync)

Give this 2001 classic a listen and you’ll quickly realise that you still know all the words. And you still wish you knew how to do the break dance segment in the middle. Oh and yes, Justin is wearing red leather trousers at one point in the video.

10. LoveStoned/I Think She Knows Interlude

It is physically impossible to sit through this song without dancing a little bit, or at least doing a little foot tap. It’s been clinically proven that listening to LoveStoned produces hormones which make sitting still completely impossible. Okay, we made that up. But this song makes everyone dance, so it might be true.

9. Mirrors

When JT released Suit & Tie as his comeback single in 2013, it looked like his new music would take a jazzy, retro direction. But his second single off The 20/20 Experience, Mirrors, proved that Timberlake was still more than capable at dominating the synthy-pop genre.

8. Love Never Felt So Good (Michael Jackson and Justin Timberlake)
It must be difficult to do a duet with a dead person, but somehow Justin Timberlake’s duet with the late Michael Jackson turned out to be one of the biggest hits of 2014.

7. Bye Bye Bye (‘N Sync)
Back in 2000, this was the coolest music video ever to exist. They’re puppets! Now they’re running on top of a train! Now they’re doing a synchronised dance routine in a corridor! Hang on, why are they in a car chase? When did that happen?! There’s no real plot, but everything about this video is amazing. Especially Justin’s hair.

6. Signs (Snoop Dogg ft Charlie Wilson and Justin Timberlake)

This is one of those rare gems that gets EVERYBODY on their feet when you stick it on at a party. JT might only feature in the chorus of this ’00s classic, but we’re betting that’s the only part of the song you actually sing along to.

5. Girlfriend (‘N Sync ft. Nelly)

Even if you’re not to keen on the song, you’ve got to love the video. Breakdancing on cars, lots of beanie hats, a tug of war for no apparent reason and a drag race. We’re not sure what’s going on, but it looks like fun. NSYNC circa 2002 make One Direction look like a bunch of wimps.

4. Cry me a River

Who needs tabloid speculation when pop stars are willing to write songs about their messy breakups? Although Timberlake refused to confirm it for a long time, Cry Me a River was about his breakup from Britney Spears in 2002. This should be the official anthem to breakups.

3. Senorita

“It feels like something’s heatin’ up, can I leave with you/I don’t know but I’m thinking bout, really leaving with you.” Need we say more?

2. Like I Love You

Timberlake’s debut solo single has a place in everyone’s hearts. Whether you danced to this in 2002 at the school disco, your 18th birthday or just around your bedroom, this r’n'b party anthem has a place in everyone’s hearts.

1. Suit & Tie

After wrapping up a successful world tour in 2007, Timberlake took a well-deserved break from his solo music career and chose to focus on acting and producing. The world sorely missed JT’s smooth vocals and jazzy dance moves, but quickly realised that it was well worth the wait when he released this absolute banger in January 2013. This song deserved the number one spot because not only is it a TUNE, but also because it signals JT’s return to his pop music throne, where he belongs.